''HOW are you? Good, good. I was wondering if there is anything going
on in the religious scene in Scotland that we should be covering . . .
'' Yes, folks, it was a researcher for one of these programmes which
periodically decide that since they are networked, they ought to make an
occasional foray north of the Border to register some kind of coverage.
Summer is the season for these telephonic parasites who buzz around in
search of a seasonal story. Nothing much happens once the General Synod
is over, and after all, Scotland is supposed to be quite a picturesque
sort of place.
There is nothing more myopic than the coverage of religious affairs in
the London-based media. ''You have women priests in the Church of
Scotland, don't you?'' ''Cardinal Hume is head of the Roman Catholic
Church in Britain.'' ''The Episcopal Church -- that's part of the Church
of England, isn't it?'' It would be quite forgivable if some of the
people who say these things did not work in specialist areas dealing
with religious affairs. There is no point in complaining. It keeps us
humble, and what better attribute could one wish for religious types?
I am conscious of my own lack of diligence, having failed to attend
the General Synod of the Church of England last week in York. It
promised to be interesting. Having traumatised itself over women
priests, the CofE is now turning to the question of disestablishment,
fuelled by Bishop Colin Buchanan's recent book in favour, and by Prince
Charles's remarks in his television broadcast. Two seasoned Synod
observers were in no doubt that the cool complacency of the CofE has
been badly ruffled over the possibility of disestablishment and this
showed at the Synod.
''They reminded me of a three-year-old filly which had just caught its
first glimpse of a double-decker bus,'' remarked Robert Nowell who
writes for the Tablet and the Irish Times. My other colleague picked out
the speech by Michael Allison, the Tory MP who chairs the committee
which acts as liaison between the CofE and the House of Commons. The
HofC requires to approve any changes in the CofE's status and the thrust
of Allison's remarks was that if the CofE decided to go down the road of
disestablishment, it would find that Parliament would throw up a
road-block.
How Mr Allison can count on the support of the non-Anglican majority
of MPs whom he thinks would join forces to thwart something that most
fair-minded people agree is equitable and inevitable, puzzles me. The
time has gone when haughty disdain met arguments for disestablishment.
The time has also passed when complacent statements that the CofE was
the spiritual home of the ordinary Englishman (H. Montefiore) would
suffice to fill the moat around the castle. The arguments have become
more pressing to find a role for the Christian Churches within the state
which more reflects the reality of the ecumenical and multi-faith
situation. Prince Charles knows it and has given a courageous lead. I
suspect it will take a few years, but it will come.
If women priests have been replaced by disestablishment as the
dominant issue in the national Church south of the Border, what shall we
tell the researcher into the burning issue in Scotland? The news that
the CofS was beaten 9-6 by the CofE in the annual golf challenge has not
yet hit the headlines, although I gather that we have adopted the same
procedure for dealing with major defeats as our national football team
-- the manager (the Rev. Professor D. W .D. Shaw, chaplain of the R & A)
has fallen on his sword and been replaced by the Rev. J. Cairns.
Defeat has been turned to victory by the Rev. Helen Percy of Paisley
whose porcine pet, a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig, was the subject of
complaints to the presbytery by neighbours. The poor pig was exiled to a
farm, with visiting rights accorded to Miss Percy. However, she has
found herself a new parish in rural Angus where they are more tolerant
of unusual pets, and the pig and the preacher have been reunited.
This year's Orange Walk in Glasgow provided a hollow victory. (What
other kind is there for a march that commemorates a battle by banging a
drum?) Denied the opportunity to march along Clyde Street, which would
have taken them past archdiocesan RC HQ, by the City Fathers (the
councillors, that is, not the priests of the city), the frustrated
flautists waited until they passed the City Chambers before giving it
the big stick.
Perhaps such items do not quite justify headline news. So I will
invent a story (in the best journalistic traditions). It concerns an
open golf championship between the religious communities in Scotland.
The Orange Lodge team meet the Muslims in the final and everything goes
very well. The post-match buffet is organised by the Presbytery of
Paisley which roasts a pig confiscated from one of its ministers. The
Jewish, Muslim, and Sikh teams walk out in protest. The Free Church team
wants to drink orange juice and the Orange Order want to drink whisky
but are offended when the wrong denomination of whiskey is served. It
could only happen in the silly season . . . but the trouble is when
others see us from outside, it always seems to be the silly season.
* Owing to a technical error, Stewart Lamont's In Good Faith column
was omitted from Saturday's issue.
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